If We Had Super Powers: Fate, Fire Hands, and Why We’re Definitely Getting Fired

Show notes

Stitch and Oak kick things off arguing about sequels (because of course they do), then immediately launch into a “shot out of a cannon” round of F, Marry, Kill using a random celebrity generator, which spirals into debates about money, taste, and whether anyone’s spouse is actually listening. From there, they pivot to a superpower generator (dimensional travel, omniscience, time manipulation, flame-thrower hands… the usual), riff on dangerous sports like water polo, sumo, and cheerleading, and work in a full-on Redneck Wedding promo (yes, the real legal wedding in a monster truck). The episode bounces through TikTok chaos, new music chatter, a “best jobs in America” list that definitely doesn’t include radio dudes making butt jokes, and a surprisingly heartfelt little moment about worrying if pets get lonely.

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