All episodes

16 min

Devil's Music: Cybertruck Blues, Human Connection & Stitch’s Vikings Meltdown

Stitch and Oak are back, and things are getting loud, ridiculous, and just a little emotional! The guys mourn the rumored end of Tesla's Cybertruck, debate whether driverless robotaxis are straight out of Total Recall, and take a hilarious trip through the history of “devil's music.” From Mötley Crüe and KISS to Eminem and Slipknot, apparently every generation has something to complain about! Meanwhile, Stitch is on the verge of a full-blown meltdown as his Minnesota Vikings prepare to take on the Buffalo Bills. With the NFL's top defense facing its top offense, Stitch's blood pressure might be the real...

8 min

Stitch & Oak Short Stroke: Nacho Average Idiots, Joe Dirt & the Loudest Woman Alive

It's Friday, and Stitch and Oak are kicking off the weekend with nachos, questionable movie choices, and enough noise to make your ears bleed! The guys celebrate National Nacho Day by debating the perfect nacho recipe, drooling over buffalo chicken nachos, and considering whether AI can create the ultimate cheesy masterpiece. Meanwhile, Stitch reveals his undying love for Joe Dirt, including some hilarious memories of watching the movie a little too high. Things get even louder when the guys discover a woman whose record-breaking scream reached an ear-piercing 105.9 decibels! Plus, there's a debate about whether TikTok is killing hip-hop,...

19 min

Stitch’s Stepdaddy Has Been Found: Most Annoying Sound, 69 Problems & Million-Dollar Lamborghinis

Stitch and Oak are finally back together, and the Bert and Ernie Show is wasting absolutely no time getting ridiculous! It's National Donut Day, but somebody forgot to bring the donuts! The guys celebrate Bryan Adams' birthday with some inappropriate jokes about the “Summer of '69,” debate their dream cars, and discover that Stitch's childhood Lamborghini fantasy could cost nearly a million dollars. Things get even more questionable when Oak introduces Stitch to his alleged “stepdaddy,” a man whose police chase ended with an overturned vehicle and a request for a cigarette. Plus, the most annoying sound in the world...

22 min

Snuffleupagus & Ernie: Stitch Gets a BJ, Beard Problems & Fridge Cigarettes

Oakley's out, and Brandon Jones is stepping in as the newest member of the Bert and Ernie Show! Better known as Snuffleupagus, BJ joins Stitch for an afternoon filled with testosterone talk, gym motivation, Minnesota Vikings frustrations, and some seriously questionable conversations. Brandon shares his impressive 65-pound weight-loss journey, while Stitch discovers the struggles of having a massive beard, including chili dogs, soup disasters, and unwanted beard grabbing. Meanwhile, the guys debate whether Diet Coke deserves its new nickname, the "fridge cigarette," dream up a terrible Whitesnake tribute band called Brown Snake, and discuss the possibility of trading for a...

11 min

Season of Darkness: Cheesecake Judges, Missing Video Games & Vikings Heartbreak

Halloween is over, and Stitch and Oak are back to celebrate surviving another wildly successful Rapid City Creepy Crawl! With hundreds of participants, incredible costumes, and thousands of dollars in prizes, the guys recap an unforgettable weekend before diving headfirst into November madness. Meanwhile, Stitch is still waiting for the retro gaming console Oak promised him nearly a year ago, and Oak insists it's somewhere in his shed. Sure it is, Oak. Plus, there's a cheesecake-judging gig in Lead, plenty of excitement for the upcoming Mountain West Beer Fest, and a heated debate about whether college basketball is actually better...

20 min

The Gen Z Stare: Play Some Teddy, Street Fighter & Stitch’s Nickelback Obsession

Stitch and Oak are back, and apparently customer service has officially left the building! Stitch shares his frustrating trip to the movies to see Street Fighter, while Oak recounts buying winter boots from a cashier who couldn't be bothered to say a single word. Naturally, this leads to a hilarious debate about the infamous Gen Z stare and whether basic human interaction is becoming a lost art. Meanwhile, Stitch is losing his mind over Nickelback's new album and world tour, and the guys discover that Halloween candy inflation has reached a new low: a single individually wrapped gummy bear!Plus, the...

22 min

Creepy Crawl Cometh: Heavy Metal Sesame Street, Black Cats & $10,000 Fantasy Football

It's Halloween week, and Stitch and Oak are getting weird! The guys celebrate National Black Cat Day, debate the greatest Halloween candy of all time, and discover that AI has somehow turned Sesame Street classics into heavy metal masterpieces. Oak can't stop playing ridiculous songs, and Stitch is about ready to lose his mind! Meanwhile, Stitch and Jordan dive deep into fantasy football, including a $10,000 winner-take-all league that leaves Oak completely confused. The guys also tackle impulse purchases, overpriced used cars, questionable Halloween costumes, and whether spending a fortune on Minnesota Vikings tickets counts as a financial mistake.Plus, the...

16 min

The Green Power Dangler: Vikings, Haunted Houses & the Fast Food Nightmare

It's Halloween week, and Stitch and Oak are bringing the chaos! Stitch is celebrating his Minnesota Vikings starting the season 6-0, while Oak gets dragged into a passionate debate about why The Who deserves more airtime on The Fox. Meanwhile, Stitch faces a terrifying month without Irene's homemade lunches, leaving him with the horrifying possibility of surviving on fast food. The guys also explore haunted houses around the Black Hills, debate ridiculous Halloween rules, and discover that Stitch's Green Power Ranger costume might reveal a little more than anyone bargained for. Plus, the countdown is on for the fourth annual...

23 min

Aerosmith Sux: Dick Cream, Shriekflation & the Great Halloween Candy Conspiracy

Stitch and Oak are back with another Wednesday edition of the Bert and Ernie Show, and Halloween is getting expensive! The guys tackle “shriekflation,” roast HOAs for allegedly trying to stop people from handing out full-size candy bars, and question why anyone would pay $1,000 to have pumpkins arranged on their porch. Things get even more ridiculous when Poison drummer Rikki Rockett’s real name inspires an entirely inappropriate conversation about stage names. Plus, the guys celebrate Back to the Future Day, debate rock’s most hated songs, defend Aerosmith’s “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing,” and revisit some classic movie...

14 min

Scar & Jafar Was Here: Prison Letters, Boo Buckets & Stitch’s OnlyFans Career

Stitch and Oak are back, and things are getting weird just in time for Halloween! The guys celebrate National Grouch Day, revisit the glory days of McDonald's Boo Buckets, debate Disney's greatest villains, and discover that apparently you can bring a carved pumpkin on an airplane—but not a fake Halloween weapon. Things take a personal turn when Stitch shares a birthday email from his mom in prison, leading to some heartfelt moments mixed with the usual Bert and Ernie chaos. Plus, Stitch remembers his childhood squirrel costume, complete with a mullet and rat tail, while Oak considers starting an OnlyFans...