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22 min

The Sexy Backpack Theory: Dating Is Expensive, Stitch Is Excited For VDay and Oak Still Doesn't Have The Sega Genesis

Stitch and Oak recap the glorious awkwardness of Curbside Cupid (yes, Brandon in gym shorts and suspenders), then spiral into why dating feels insanely expensive, and why wages… don’t. After that, Oak tries to “coach” Stitch for Valentine’s weekend with trivia, relationship questions, and a deep dive into the legendary Can’t Hardly Wait sexy backpack, complete with the kind of on-air discomfort that usually ends with “we got in trouble.” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 min

Red Tuesday: The Day You Get Dumped, Football Wannabees and A Bad Mommy

It’s Red Tuesday, so Stitch and Oak swap savage breakup stories (including a breakup call made from another dude’s bed) and argue whether dumping someone over text is the ultimate coward move. Then the show swerves into Valentine’s Day secrecy, risky ChatGPT caricature “trends,” and a whole lot of chaos that almost gets them in trouble again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 min

Shower With a Friend: Costco, Crunk Juice, and Arnold Sings Everything

Stitch and Oak pack the February 5 show with their usual no-agenda chaos, kicking things off with jokes about National Shower With a Friend Day before sliding into grocery price shock, naming Costco the cheapest and Whole Foods the most expensive. The tone briefly turns serious with news about Lil Jon’s missing son, then swings back to absurdity with Florida Man stories, a Little Caesars crime, and plugs for local events like the Black Hills Stock Show and Rodeo. Along the way, they hit Super Bowl chatter, prop bets, Valentine’s giveaways, a monster-truck “Redneck wedding,” Grammy politics, and a running...

31 min

Bad Movie Plots: Muppets, Millionaires, and Midweek Chaos

Stitch and Oak roll into midweek chaos with a few signature ingredients: made up song lyrics for kids, some Muppet Show hype (and a quick Jim Henson reality check), and a stupid-fun game where they read “movie plots explained badly” and try to guess the film. That turns into rapid-fire nonsense like Twilight, Titanic, Pirates, Star Wars, Terminator 2, Jurassic Park, Superman, and Minions… plus a whole lot of laughing at how ridiculous those summaries sound out loud.Then the show swerves into a “why are these people so rich?” rundown of the highest paid athletes, with Oak tossing out the...

26 min

Stitch Does Fun February? Pleeeease: Nostalgia, Bad Ideas, and An Angry Human Resource Department.

Stitch and Oak spiral from 90s nostalgia into “Fun February,” bad ideas, and conversations that probably get them in trouble. They bounce between Valentine’s Day, Super Bowl chaos, questionable childhood memories, and moments of accidental self-reflection, all wrapped in the kind of loose, funny, barely controlled energy that makes the show feel like you’re just hanging out and laughing along. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

27 min

Simply Complicated: Mugshots, Middle-Class, and The Weenie 500

Stitch and Oak bounce through pop culture chaos, new music, Super Bowl hype, and one big internet question: what used to be a middle-class luxury as a kid that now feels like a basic necessity? From dial-up internet and encyclopedias to dishwashers, smartphones, and fridges that make their own ice, the conversation turns nostalgic, funny, and just self-aware enough to sting. Add in Wiener-mobile racing, cartoon alter egos, “no regurts” stories, and classic Stitch and Oak derailments, and you’ve got a full episode of beautifully unplanned radio. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 min

STITCH SOLO SUPER CUT

Stitch takes you along for a goofy, surprisingly wholesome “Hot Ride Home” where he kicks things off with his usual Stitchando energy, a quick heads-up that the weekend’s going cold but the Stock Show should land in that weirdly nice 40s and 50s zone, then dives into the early-2026 obsession with “whimsy,” basically giving yourself permission to be playful, a little unpredictable, and less online, complete with real-life examples like ridiculous socks, dramatic grocery lists, and answering “how’s it going?” like a raccoon in a top hat. After a rapid-fire roundup of what’s coming up, Stock Show, Curbside Cupid (with...

31 min

If We Had Super Powers: Fate, Fire Hands, and Why We’re Definitely Getting Fired

Stitch and Oak kick things off arguing about sequels (because of course they do), then immediately launch into a “shot out of a cannon” round of F, Marry, Kill using a random celebrity generator, which spirals into debates about money, taste, and whether anyone’s spouse is actually listening. From there, they pivot to a superpower generator (dimensional travel, omniscience, time manipulation, flame-thrower hands… the usual), riff on dangerous sports like water polo, sumo, and cheerleading, and work in a full-on Redneck Wedding promo (yes, the real legal wedding in a monster truck). The episode bounces through TikTok chaos, new music...

35 min

I Love You "In Serbian": No More Mondays, Dumb Phones, and Hump or Jump Tuesday

What starts as a wholesome Tuesday hug spirals fast. Stitch and Oak bounce from killing Mondays forever, to Android vs iPhone arguments, to filming Stranger Things on a phone, to wishing smartphones were way dumber. Along the way they pitch live vinyl DJs, talk future tech, learn how to say “I love you” in Serbian… then absolutely torch the building with an unhinged round of Smash or Pass, Hump or Jump, and Would You Rather. Add random trivia, metal in the background, questionable life choices, and a reminder to be kind, and yeah… it’s pure chaos. Which means Stitch &...

33 min

Nut Milk Bags: Nu Metal Wars, Golden Globes And Other Things We Definitely Didn't Plan

Stitch and Oak come in hot and immediately go off the rails. There’s talk of quitting drinking, surviving January, and why March is basically a personal attack. Somewhere in the middle, they argue like siblings about who actually invented nu metal, save a stranger from a parking lot crash, plan a monster truck wedding, and accidentally invent the phrase “nut milk bag.” Toss in Golden Globes takes, Super Bowl predictions, almond milk science, and at least one story that probably shouldn’t be repeated at home. No plan, no filter, and absolutely no regrets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...